“A contest which will provide such bountiful reward requires an entry equal in magnitude. I asked myself what would benefit humanity most? Of course there will be a myriad of entries which undoubtedly include medical and scientific research. However mankind knows there is one struggle which is rarely addressed that will benefit all of humanity and truly harness the power only AMD can provide: bacon. There is not a person alive who does not love bacon; this is scientifically verified. I will utilize the 4 chips to design the greatest use of bacon mankind has ever seen. For thousands of years man has struggled to find the best method of preparing and serving bacon. Close the human race has come, but deep down we all know there is more. With these 48 cores I will answer this. I believe all major world issues will be resolved once this humanitarian struggle is conquered. Discovering the perfect solution to bacon very well could solve war for the rest of time. Ask yourself if you have ever been angry while eating bacon or after? No, you say – of course not, and with the entire global community’s quenched bacon thirst there will be no need for war or conflict, the only conflict will be who is bringing the bacon to the next U.N. meeting. The economy has hurt many Americans and people the world over. I say never again. Poor financial decisions have been made by governments and people alike, yet it is only because of the inner struggle and dissatisfaction with the current bacon situation that this frustration manifests into buying unnecessary items or poor monetary policy. People try to quell the pain by overspending, politicians not knowing up from down because of many sleepless nights due to poor bacon intake result in horrible policy making. As this submission is reviewed I am sure many questions will be asked. What will he do with the Nobel Peace Prize? The Nobel Prize is yours, at this point after the great answer I will have no need for accolades. The simple pleasure of ending all problems in the world will satisfy me. Another question may be what will he do with the billions if not trillions of dollars governments will surely give him for solving so many crises? Money will be of no use to me, I would simply write a check to AMD for the full amount given to me. AMD, you have always been there for me, you have always been there for the world, now is the time for someone to take the tools you provide and finally harness the full power of bacon. ”
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